I have a veracious sneezing fetish
I’ve developed some strange bony growths on one of my nipples is this normal
I just sneezed out a booger the size of a lemon
Barry gibb is so fine you all should check my smutty and steamy fanfic of him
so apparently the risk management people at my university have told my political science professor that his tardis door is in violation of blah blah blah because “people might think police are actually available in his office”
okay, tamuc. okay.
y’all omfg i am so done. i went by his office this morning and he’s added all of this to his bulletin board: